Archive for the ‘Profound’ Category
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
It’s so warm out that Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck joined the Iced Tea Party.
Submitted by Mike.
Tags: glenn beck, iced tea, sarah palin
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Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Never give money to a homeless person who is smoking a cigarette, on a cell phone, or has a better watch than you.
Submitted by Mr. Brooks
Tags: Cell phone, homeless, smoking, watch
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Monday, August 30th, 2010
Dyslexics of the world untie!
Submitted by King
Tags: dyslexic, unite, untie
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Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
There is nothing quite like knowing that your children have grown up to be good and honest people.
Submitted by Howard D.
Tags: child, good, grow up, honest
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Thursday, August 19th, 2010
You can’t say “happiness” without saying “penis”.
Submitted by Skip T.
Tags: happiness, penis
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Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. There again, so was yesterday and think how badly that went.
Submitted by Richard W.
Tags: life, today, yesterday
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Sunday, August 15th, 2010
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Submitted by Howard D.
Tags: cheap, demand, supply, talk
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