When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I’m older, I don’t need the W.
Submitted by Howard D.
Posted in Profound
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Tagged BMW, old
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A good pun is its own reword.
Submitted by Dutch.
Posted in Profound
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Tagged pun, reword
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I’ve discovered there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken, so I guess there is no point bothering with hash browns.
Submitted by Dave Z.
Your smile is your best (and most obvious) asset. Let everyone see it!
Submitted by Howard D.
Posted in Profound
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Tagged asset, smile
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I know it’s difficult to tolerate some people, but if you do, you might find out that they are total assholes, just like you thought.
Submitted by Howard D.
When talking to a blind person, you don’t have to raise your voice.
Submitted by Mr. Brooks
Posted in Helpful hint
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Tagged blind, deaf, voice
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Why is the difference between there, they’re and their such a difficult concept for some people?
Submitted by Howard D.
It’s always darkest before it gets completely black.
Submitted by Dutch.
Posted in Profound
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Tagged before, black, dark
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If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected become the expected?
Submitted by Dutch.
A Red Velvet cake is just chocolate cake with red food coloring, right?
Submitted by Dutch.