July 30th, 2010

When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I’m older, I don’t need the W.

Submitted by Howard D.

July 29th, 2010

A good pun is its own reword.

Submitted by Dutch.

July 28th, 2010

I’ve discovered there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken, so I guess there is no point bothering with hash browns.

Submitted by Dave Z.

July 27th, 2010

Your smile is your best (and most obvious) asset. Let everyone see it!

Submitted by Howard D.

July 26th, 2010

I know it’s difficult to tolerate some people, but if you do, you might find out that they are total assholes, just like you thought.

Submitted by Howard D.

July 25th, 2010

When talking to a blind person, you don’t have to raise your voice.

Submitted by Mr. Brooks

July 24th, 2010

Why is the difference between there, they’re and their such a difficult concept for some people?

Submitted by Howard D.